When Music-on-Hold goes bad

The Avoid List

Born of Frustration - James

Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie

Heaven Knows I Am Miserable Know - The Smiths

Hold the Line - Toto

How Long - The Eagles

Hung Up - Madonna (“Time Goes By So Slowly”) 

It's So Funny How We Don't Talk Any More - Cliff Richard 

It's Yer Money I'm After Baby - The Wonder Stuff

No Rush - Josh Turner

Paper Planes - MIA (“All I want to do is ... and … and take your money”)

Patience - Take That

Relax Take It Easy - Mika

Ring Ring - De La Soul (“Hey you doing? Sorry you couldn’t get through. If you leave a name and a number … I’ll get back to you”)

Sam’s Town - The Killers ("Why do you waste my time? Is the answer to the question on your mind")

Say Something - James (“Say Something Say Something Anything Your Silence Is Deafening”) 

Shutt Uppa Ya Face - Joe Dolce

Still Waiting - Sum 41

Talk Dirty To Me - Poison

Things Can Only Get Better - DREAM

Under Pressure - Queen

We Have All The Time In The World - Louis Armstrong

You Don't Care About Us - Placebo

You Never Give Me Your Money - The Beatles

Utility Company no-no's

Back To Black - Amy Winehouse

Boom! Shake The Room - DJ Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

Every Light In The House Has Blown - Cledus T Judd

Firestarter - Prodigy

Greased Lightning (“It’s Electrifying”)

Hot And Cold - Katy Perry

Lights Out - Santigold

Relight My Fire - Take That

Short Circuit - Daft Punk

The Light - Proclaimers (“A Light Shines On That Helps You To Steer, Makes Everything Clear, Well It Might In Your World But It Doesn't In Mine, Ive Been Stumbling In The Dark For Years”) 

Une Annee Sans Lumiere - Arcade Fire

Suggestions for a Utility Company

 

Darling Leave The Lights On For Me - Belinda Carlisle

Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) - Outhere Brothers (Energy!  Energy!  Energy!  Energy! ) Nb: Only Listen To The Clean Version!

Energy - Earth Wind And Fire

Light My Fire - The Doors

Our Friends Electric - Gary Newman

Power Of Love - Huey Lewis And The News

She's Electric - Oasis

Telephone Line - Electric Light Orchestra

The Power - Snap

There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths

Whatever You Want, Whatever You Need - Status Quo

You Are Not Alone - The Eagles

You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone

“Speech recognition is a strategic tool for regional EHRs”

Spain is working hard to make regional electronic health records (EHR) available for all its citizens. HealthTech Wire talked to Javier Quiles del Rio, head of clinical IT at Galicia Health Services, about the progress of EHR implementation in the region of Galicia and about why, in his opinion, speech recognition is an indispensable part of the eHealth endeavor.

Voxeo CEO Unveils Tropo, a New Kind of Cloud-Based Telephony Platform

This may sound like a strange task for the world’s largest provider of hostedVoiceXML services: create something for developers who want to write voice applications in different languages.

But that’s exactly what Orlando-based Voxeo Corporation is targeting with Tropo, a high-performance, cloud-based telephony platform that allows developers – in fact, already has seen developers – create and deploy applications in Groovy, JavaScript, PHP, Python and Ruby.

NAB selects Telstra, VeCommerce to supply speech recognition solution

Telstra and VeCommerce announced today they have sold a VeCommerce speech recognition solution to the NAB, with the technology designed to improve the bank’s telephone banking experience and ensuring customer enquiries are directed to the most appropriately skilled banker in the most efficient way.

The company led the sale and implementation of VeConnect as part of the bank’s new customer service initiative, which sees the launch of a single telephone number (136 NAB) to cover all of the bank’s customer enquiries.

Message Intros New On-Demand Intelligent Voice Search Service

Message Technologies has announced the availability of MTI Natural Chat. The new hosted on-demand service allows enterprises to add Intelligent Voice Search and natural language understanding to their customer service offerings.

MTI Natural Chat is the result of MTI’s partnership with a number of speech, Web and Artificial Intelligence-based technology companies. It is a completely hosted offering for Voice Search and natural language understanding. MTI Natural Chat allows any new or existing IVR application to incorporate a truly intelligent natural language option anywhere within the IVR call flow. This incorporation offers a number of benefits such as significant increase in call completions, reduced per-call costs, and higher caller satisfaction levels.

Nuance Unveils One-Shot Destination Entry Technology on Microsoft’s Auto 3.1 Platform

Nuance Communications today announced One-Shot Destination Entry technology on Microsoft’s Auto platform at Embedded World.

Nuance’s One-Shot Destination Entry is based on the latest version of Nuance VoCon 3200, the speech recognition engine that now supports new search algorithms to allow one-shot, multi-slot entry in just one spoken command. Instead of walking through a multi-step dialog and responding to independent prompts for city name, street name and house number, the user can simply speak the address in one shot, stating for example, “196 Sunset Boulevard, San Francisco, California.”

Promptu Unveils ShoutOUT Enabling Voice-to-SMS on iPhone

ShoutOUT enables iPhone users to dictate the text they'd like to use over the phone, then, check the transcribed message for errors, if any, and send the short message service (SMS) to their desired numbers.

The new technology from Promptu is the latest example that substantiates the growing importance of advanced messaging applications in the consumer marketplace. With the number of SMS text messages expected to cross 2.3 trillion by next year and several U.S. states making texting illegal while driving, voice recognition SMS is in high need.

Service Assembly vs. Service Creation

I've been meaning to write this article for a number of weeks now and have finally been inspired by attending the IBM WebSphere user group session yesterday. I decided to follow the Web 2.0 and "Mashup" track, because I feel this is becoming increasingly relevant in telecoms.

It’s interesting to see how technologies such as IBM Mashup Centre, sMash and iWidgets are making it possible to build short-lived (“situational”) applications very quickly; aggregating, consuming and repurposing content using visual drag and drop paradigms.

I recently proved this to myself, just for fun, in a very very simple way, by assembling what you might call an "application" - frygle.com - prompted by the Twitterings of Stephen Fry. (For those of you who haven't heard of twitter.com, that ISN'T an insult.)

The "application" (for want of a better word) is part blog, part feed aggregator and part search engine; specifically though, the search engine, based on Google - not only searches the web but gives additional weighting to the blog content and twittering of Mr. Fry himself.

This whole concept only took an hour to put together, including buying the domain name and going live on the Blogger platform. So the question is, how does some of this apply to the Telco world?

Well, I do think there are currently some issues around the widget concept for the voice world.

Firstly, the concept of multiple widgets works well in the visual paradigm, but does not translate to the synchronous world of the audio streams. However, more fundamental than that, is the fact we are seeing some of the processing work moved to the browser itself. In the next-generation Telco network the media server takes the place of the user's browser. This increased separation into the model view controller way of doing things makes good sense, even though in the early days client-side scripting was considered bad practice because it hampered accessibility, SEO, and was subject to the vagaries of individual browser quirks.

However, in the voice world where the delivery of content in real time is absolutely essential to the integrity of the voice user interface, additional processing load in the media server is still something most architects are going to shy away from. Furthermore, whilst we still have the legacy of traditional telephony, we are still constrained to dimensioning systems with concepts such as "ports". We therefore have to guarantee performance and footprint, and therefore need the behaviour of media servers to be utterly predictable.

However, I do think the concept of widgets in a slightly more abstract sense still applies. And this is where we come to the discussion around "service creation" versus "service assembly". What the Mashup paradigm shows us is that it is possible to assemble services from higher order building blocks, rather than writing individual lines of code. And this is exactly where we need to be in the Telco world.

Current voice service creation toolkits (and Vicorp toolkit is undoubtedly the best example) go some way to achieving this by allowing the creation of reusable components. These can be built into increasingly higher order applets of functionality, such that services can be built from rich building blocks, without the need to work at the detailed UI level. This is definitely a step in the right direction, even though there are some idealogical challenges to overcome.

For example, my vision would be to see an explosion of these building blocks, in the same way that we see an explosion of widgets, so that service assembly can be achieved using readily available published components. However, this is a pill that Telcos are probably going to find hard to swallow, not least because the average Telco has a completely different mindset to the average Web architect. As I like to point out in my presentations, this mindset is one that says stability is achieved by not changing anything; i.e. if it ain't broke don't fix it.

This is completely at odds with the web and SOA world, where applications are born, live, breathe and die on an almost daily basis. It's going to be quite a challenge for anyone involved in telephony to start to embrace this concept. (Which introduces a whole new discussion around just how embedde-in-the-network applications should be). However, I am without doubt that we are going to have to, particularly as we see the move to SIP based services under direct control of the application server and not the media server.

But this is not the only challenge. The current generation of service creation toolkits do not go far enough in providing point-and-click Mashup capabilities: i.e. they do not provide the capability to consume and re-purpose content without resorting to writing the code by hand.

What we have are two separate worlds of the web and voice, with the voice world borrowing concepts from the web world. Although we have long talked about "voice as an application" as a means to bring these two worlds into the same domain, we are still very much at an early stage of achieving it. So it is with much interest that I am watching initiatives such as Ribbit, recently bought by BT, to see how it will downstream and if it really will bring voice service assembly to the masses.

When I originally started at BT, working on their Network-Embedded voicemail service (“CallMinder”) it took three years to bring the project to fruition – which included developing the application and the high-availability platform to run it on. (Bear in mind, these were the days when a 1Gb disk in your server was bleeding edge).

The dream now is to do it in three weeks. Could we?